"So what's nineteen times seventeen?" he asked. I replied immediately, "Thirty-four." "Um… that's not right," he said. "True, but it was very quick!"
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Because he kneads the dough!
So you can tell whether you're cumming or going.
They told me "Get a long little doggie"
And then, from out of nowhere, a load of sausage rolls, crisps, quiche, vol-au-vents, chicken drumsticks and dips fall on him. With his dying breath he says: “Oh no! Buffet The Vampire Slayer”
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Because, they have drum sticks!
Doctor: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten so many tacos on Tuesday
Was the sign on a vacuum I saw out on the curb this morning.
But never mind, it's toucan fusing.
… afterall, they've had a cis-teen chapel since the 15th century. yeah
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